The gays have done it again. The Seattle Men’s Chorus, arguably the biggest and best sounding men’s chorus in the United States, have done it again by presenting unmatched quality and performance in their show regarding faith and sexuality.

I just got a hold of this, I’m very late posting it, but I have to, it simply is too beautiful not be posted.

In case you actually have spent the past 20 years in a cave, I am here to confirm what everybody already knows… Madonna is God.

Have You Confessed?

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why British humor simply rules.

What the fuck is wrong with Saudi Arabia…? Seriously! Oh My God!

It is official my friends, James Dewey Watson, the American scientist who stole the DNA structure from a female co-worker (God damn women trying to be good at something other than cooking, thank God, the Nobel Committee was there to protect us) and got a noble prize for it, is a huge rotten dick.

These are the direct Times quotes:

He says that he is “inherently gloomy about the prospect of Africa” because “all our social policies are based on the fact that their intelligence is the same as ours – whereas all the testing says not really”, and I know that this “hot potato” is going to be difficult to address. His hope is that everyone is equal, but he counters that “people who have to deal with black employees find this not true”. He says that you should not discriminate on the basis of colour, because “there are many people of colour who are very talented, but don’t promote them when they haven’t succeeded at the lower level”. He writes that “there is no firm reason to anticipate that the intellectual capacities of peoples geographically separated in their evolution should prove to have evolved identically. Our wanting to reserve equal powers of reason as some universal heritage of humanity will not be enough to make it so”.

It is The Bell Curve all over again! Only this time the guy behind this crap is a well known scientist who people actually remember and would probably recognize, while the Bell Curve dude is mostly known for something called the Matching Law (simple quantification of behavior) that does not have the allure of the Double Helix.

People who spent a lot of money learning socio-economics and how it effects societies and its relationship to education and general prosperity should just go kill themselves, because according to our beloved Dr. Watson they just wasted  their parents’ money and tons of time that could have been better invested in drinking fancy wine and planning for European intervention in Africa (and possibly the Middle East), because we all know how helpful that was (the fruits of the European interference in Africa and the Middle East is there, the darkies are just too lazy to pick it, make use of the education and civilization brought peacefully to their homelands).

Thank you Festival of Ideas for canceling the cunt. Long Live Bristol.